idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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