kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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