After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
