He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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