he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.