I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal