May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I have post one night stand depression
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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