Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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