David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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