i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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