that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just tell him i said nine months
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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