I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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