her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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