well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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