I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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