woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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