I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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