I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Congratulations! We have a period
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