Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
where does the pee come out of this thing
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Drake has all the answers
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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