party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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