did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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