We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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