He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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