Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
