God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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