There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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