fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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