Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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