Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
