Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just gargled with NyQuil
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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