What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
do herpes really smell.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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