Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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