tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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