I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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