I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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