super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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