Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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