Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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