I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
