Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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