Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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