nut hugger
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It's like God shit irony all over that family
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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