You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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