This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Mom said you looked used
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
