As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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