Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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