I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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