Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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