Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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