we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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