I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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