He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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