Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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