can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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