You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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